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Tavern rules

  • Do bear in mind that should the Tavern Frump turn to berating or tittle-tattle, you will be required to:
    • laugh at her jokes;
    • agree to everything she may have to say;
    • listen to all the words of wisdom and lessons she may want to teach.
  • Once you have obeyed, the Tavern Frump may warm up to you
  • Queuing in a tavern has always been a matter of honour
  • Always bring your own spoon
  • Slurping your soup from the bowl is good manners
  • You’re welcome to take a seat in the tavern anywhere you can spot a free space. All the hungry and thirsty are equal here
  • Starting a song and toasting is held in high honour
  • Do not forget to clean your table as the Tavern Frump will be too busy to get it done and the other hungry people are waiting to take your spot
  • Plague on the cheapskates who won’t leave some money for the Tavern Frump
  • And what’s most important – the Tavern Frump is always right in the tavern.
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